Gumshoe

Slang; Detective. Someone who spends excessive time investigating "criminal activity"

"i will call you back! gumshoe baby. GUMSHOE

by death by bullets December 25, 2007

gunshot effect

an effect brought on by a statement thats so incredibly stupid, that once made, erases any thought or idea what so ever from an unsuspecting listener, usualy making him confused and violent.

shut up Mike! I'm trying to work but I keep getting a gunshot effect from your stupid ass comments!!!

by burnt face February 16, 2007

gumshower

Those people who can't smile without showing their top gum.

Cripple, stop being a dirty gumshower, get a real smile.

by Guy bob November 12, 2006

bloody gunshot wound

A woman's sloppy vagina on the rag.

Her bloody gunshot wound was unbearable to have sex with.

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

gumshoe

1. a rubber soled shoe or a rubber boot

2. a detective

3. a police officer

4. to walk stealthily

The gumshoe pulled up an put a gumshoe clad foot on the ground before the suspect fired a warning shot.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2009

gumpshot

'Gumpshot', sometimes referred to as 'Gimpshot' is a name given to a person who FAILS when shooting a basketball. It usually involves an incredibly gay flick of the wrist on release, followed by the sound of the ball hitting the rim and posession changing to the other team, while the 'Gumpshooter' stands there soaking in his own self-loathing as the other teams scores off the rebound.

kmcao: Look at the state of the shot on lhou8!!!

gmo2m: Dude I swear thats a freaking Gumpshot right there!!!

jcatd: Lawls!!!

by gumpshotblocker August 6, 2009

Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Head

How many people end their lives. Used mainly by people who have listened to too much emo. Can also be used by people who have had to endure many long hours of Mr. James Hartman's class, or sit through Ms. Rheude's band.

Goddamn! I'm so sick of this shit! I think it's time for me to kill myself. I shall utilize a Colt .45 Automatic pistol, and this should effectively create what the medical examiner would refer to as a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

by The retarded fucking dog. May 2, 2005