Grommet

a little kid, a child, a young person, or anyone under the age of 18.

my 4 year old grommet is calling my name.

by Smirk Savage December 28, 2005

Grommet

Enthusiastic snowboarder.

From the claymation movie "Wallace and Gromit - A Grand Day Out" in which Gromit does a little snowboarding on the Moon, which is made of cheese.

Yo yo yo! Grommet! U gonna poach dat pow-Der, or r u gonna piss in it?

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

Grommet

Something that Californians say that Jontron can't understand the meaning/A Name of a Cartoon Dog

Groommet this, Grommet that, DUH FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?/ Good morning Grommet.

by ILikYahCuTG January 19, 2021

Grommet

A person who is extremely dirty or repulsive.

Yuck, have a look at yourself, you’re an absolute grommet!

by This_cunt_that_cunt October 19, 2022

Grommet Vommit

The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.

Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit

by Smash Brown March 22, 2005

wrinkle grommet

(noun) the anus. see starfish.

After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet

by richard bridge March 12, 2004

Mancopian Grommet

The area by the penis/vagina where huge amounts of hair grow and evolve while being unshaved. This is usually the result of a dirty, homely being. It would be similar of grabbing and running your hand through a brillo pad or a black mans nappy hair.

Jay: Yo bro you see that disgusting women over there.
Joe: Oh yea dude she def got the mancopian grommet

by Jaysav30 July 6, 2016