Intentionally misunderstanding someone/ something annoying/ stupid. The phrase originates from a quote John Lennon said in the movie "A Hard Day's Night". A reporter asks him "How did you find America?", to which Lennon answers "Turned left at Greenland."
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Enters the front room of a mid century terrace house '...Its like greenland in here!'
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Person A: 'I went up to Scotland after visiting Bristol, it was so cold up there, it was like greenland... lucky I brought my long johns'
Person B: 'Long johns!?'
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'She gave me a long hard look like greenland'
Enters the front room of a mid century terrace house '...Its like greenland in here!'
or
Person A: 'I went up to Scotland after visiting Bristol, it was so cold up there, it was like greenland... lucky I brought my long johns'
Person B: 'Long johns!?'
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'She gave me a long hard look like greenland'
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Bob was being a real jerk next to the coffee machine in the office today so maybe we should greenland him and his entire department in purchasing.
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Oh right, lemme google where is greenland locatied at.
Wait... Did Google get the names of Greenland and Iceland wrong?
Wait a minute... Is Africa really 14 times bigger than Greenland??
Oh right, lemme google where is greenland locatied at.
Wait... Did Google get the names of Greenland and Iceland wrong?
Wait a minute... Is Africa really 14 times bigger than Greenland??
A : (Playing in Plague Inc.) Oh damn, Greenland just closed his own port?
B: Let me google Greenland, does it look as green as his name.
B: Let me google Greenland, does it look as green as his name.
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Brayden | Dude I got Greenland Gas clouded last night
Bubba | what the fuck is a greenland gas cloud you whore
Bubba | what the fuck is a greenland gas cloud you whore
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