Grapevine

The hair that hangs around your asshole that collects dingleberries

Better go cut my grapevine Tracy wants to eat my ass and doesn’t wanna catch any berries in her teeth

by BlueDickCurd December 8, 2017

grapevine

When a group of people be saying something that is definitely true

I herd it was good through the grapevine
I herd it through multiple people

by Buster custy March 7, 2022

Grapevine mindset

Grapevine mindset is the understanding that real growth—in life, goals, career, money, relationships, hobbies, you name it—is like growing a grapevine. It takes time, sometimes a couple of years, of consistent nurturing and hard work before you see the fruits of your labour

Lee: Bruv, I’ve been on YouTube a whole month now, and I’ve got hardly any views, and no subscribers to LOL.

Frank: Don’t worry, bruv. I was reading this self-help book the other night. It said you’ve got to have a grapevine mindset. You nurture your ideas, like growing a grapevine—work, hard be consistent, be patient. Eventually, it’ll pay off.

Lee: Init, bruv.

by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026

The Grapevine

The chain of gossip that determines relevance to someone's life or social circle.

Example: if you search up someone's name in your texts and it comes up, they're in The Grapevine.

So I heard through The Grapevine that Josh fucked your best friend and then made her cry.

by grapevinelover69 March 8, 2023

Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.

I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.

by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025