Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.

"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"

by esalad February 17, 2010

google threat

To try to prove someone is wrong by telling the person you are arguing with that you are going to log on to your computer and find documented proof.

I was late picking up my girlfriend so I told her that the horn fell off my car and I had to have it fixed using a zip screw. She said I was lying. She said the car horn is in the steering wheel and there is so such thing as a zip screw. So I google threatened her. I told her I would google it to prove I was right!

by SullieMarie January 10, 2015

Google that bitch

A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.

"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"

"No way, that's an urban legend."

"Bullshit, Google that bitch."

by PohTayToez October 10, 2008

fuck Google

What you say when you search something on the internet and the results are basically a bunch o' shit.

Person: *searches on Google*
*finds a billion shitty results*
"Fuck Google!"

by /\/\/\/\/\/\ February 2, 2014

Google'ination!!

Google is taking over the world - in a short period of time, Google+ will be taking over and this word/phrase will more than ever be taking its place in our vocabulary existences...

Fusion of Google & Domination

Google+ 6-12 months from now will be conquering the universe with mighty Global Google'ination!!

by Funkessentials July 10, 2011

googleator

A Googleator is a tool used to search for something on the internet. This is a generic term typically used when asking someone for a device to search (without having to ask for a "smart phone" or "tablet" or "laptop" or whatever). It simplifies the question without having to worry about what type of device they have.

"Hey Wendy, do you have your Googleator because I am trying to settle an argument and need to search the internet".

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2016

Google Cave

"To the Google Cave!!" The term used to describe the act of Googling a fact when you realize you are never going to remember what you wanted to know, for example, the name of an actor that was in a particular movie, how many calories are in a Big Mac, the year that man first stepped on the moon, etc, etc...
Taken from the phrase "To the Bat cave!" from the Adam West TV show Batman.

Man 1: What is the technical name for someone that is interested in Insects? I think its an Ornithologist, but I'm not sure!

Man 2: I think they are called Entomologists, but I'm not sure either!

Man 1: To The Google Cave!!!

by Limeycock1 August 26, 2013