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Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs

When a woman chugs a brew, and immediately sticks a hairy ball in her mouth. While she has the ball in her mouth she tries to put as many $100 bills in as possible.
Chase: Shit man, I'm broke
Tyler: Dude, ask Thotiana to give you a Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs. If you get her drunk enough, you can make out like a king.
Chase: Fuck it, I'm calling her
by TheBigGrease May 8, 2021
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Barry Goldman

BIGGEST ASShole teacher ever, he is out to get everyone, has not properly teached a class in years, he actually admitted that himself, and thinks everyone likes him when in reality everyone hates his guts and shit-talks him daily in other classes
Everyone hates that ugly ass transvestite barry goldman with his pig asshole turned inside out looking lips
by hahaha123456 July 12, 2009
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Goldman Sachs

A place where only true ballers work.

Known for paying super sized bonuses to hard working kids who ball hard every day, all day.

Also known for doing god's work.
Matt: Yo John, check out Lloyd over there, I heard he's a Goldmanite.

John: Damn, he must be a straight up baller

Matt: Yeah man, Goldman Sachs doesn't take no chumps.
by Baller_status_check January 27, 2010
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golfank

to be in love with more than 2 people at the same time.
I heard Jon's golfank with Jessie and Liz!!
by hugh jass September 29, 2004
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Goldman

The bad version of Platinumman. Is a dick, retarded, worthless, and gay as fuck for Spencer.
Nior: did you see that Goldman?
Avery: yeah he suck ass
by Nior's Sister FAITH July 9, 2018
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Goldman Sachs

Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course). Goldman Sachs is headquarted at 85 Broad St in Manhattan.
Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?

Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!

Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
by Chaninnl July 30, 2008
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Goldman

Term for a Grade A cunt. A character so suiting to cunt status that the word itself isn't enough and has to be replaced by Goldman.
He was being a grade A Goldman in the office today and the purchasing team were at the end of their tether. They couldn't fathom why they needed to purchase so many ant farms.
by Beauf August 7, 2012
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