a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...
lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie
by supye March 17, 2010
Makes baseball players, soccer players, hockey goalies and every other athelete excpt for rugby players look like pussies
by bigc August 4, 2007
A guy wants to go to a football game and the wife makes him go to Bed, Bath and Beyond; she is a Fun Goalie
by jackmehofff October 28, 2008
An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.
by bigred2009 April 11, 2023
by angryvillager September 1, 2006
A person that has enough balls to guard a 6' by 6' net while only using his body and his stick to lead his team to victory. Lacrosse goalies are always willing and daring to put themself in the path of a 5 ounce solid rubber ball traveling at speeds in excess of 100+ mph to stop a shot. Not everyone can be a lacrosse goalie. The position requires extreme amounts of cordination, skill, and bravery. Lacrosse goalies wear little amounts of protection compared to other positions or other contact sports. The only position for a real champ on a lacrosse team.
A real man that isn't afraid to take a hit that leaves a black and blue mark the size of a dinner plate on the inside of their leg. A real leader of the team and a person that isn't afraid of anything. Someone is says... Pain goes away, Victories last a lifetime, and chick dig scars. And that is what a lacrosse goalie is.
by laxgoalie6 December 24, 2008
A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).
by Tommy Nomore May 9, 2021