glaswedgian

1)a person from glasgow who has a singsong voice and a tendency to treat with aggresion any attempt to be friendly, or indeed even look in their direction. (see also ned or chav)

2)an alcholic

3)glasgow is the pit of self-destruction that harbours most of the neds/chavs of total population of scotland. i.e the lowest dregs of the working class. for this, glasgow is second only to dundee.

4)good for laughing at

(common slang term: weedgie)

"here, whit you lookin' at? ahm a right glaswedgian! e'll kick yoor fuckin' heid in!" aye!

by hellsangels July 23, 2008

Glaswegian

Scottish people. Glasgow is the biggest city in Scotland.

Me: Can I clap yer wee doggy?
My American friend: What?
Me: I'm Glaswegian ye dick'ead.

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021

Glaswegian Unicorn

A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.

"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."

by KantoChaos April 24, 2017

Glaswegian Marathon

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.

"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."

by osuiqueue May 11, 2019

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020