Gingrich Scale

The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.

Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)

Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?

Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.

by Woolfey July 30, 2009

ginormousity

Pertaining to the Portmanteau of Giant and Enormous (Ginormous)

Earth and all its Ginormousity

by Xavier Costar July 18, 2017

Randy Gingrich

Folks. Typically works as a high school English teacher. Is not easily annoyed, but when he is, he likes to say folks

Dude, Randy Gingrich is a god

by Gingrichlov34 January 11, 2022

Gingrich

Gingrich - a physical reaction of the penis when subjected to fear, cold weather or manipulated/tucked in. An euphemism for an extremely small penis or microphallus.

Ex: When leaving the cold waters of the Atlantic, George had noticed that he had a gingrich."

by Vocabularius January 4, 2012

Gingrich

The first bowel movement after a frothy Santorum,

I/e My wife/boyfriend/I had a gingrich after a frothy Santorum last night, what a slick pile of shit that was!

by Thyrd June 15, 2012

ginormous

overly large. taken from the words "gigantic" and "enormous" to form "ginormous."

Kid 1: Gee, paw. That cow sure has a ginormous utter.
Paw: MOOOOOOOOOO!

(i'm so sorry)

by Emberlix February 19, 2005

Ginormal

1:Ginormously normal.
2: Something that is extremely average.
3: Something that is far from being out of ordinary.

It's been such a ginormal week. Nothing has happened!

by Matt D. Underwood March 14, 2008