gimpy

to insert long wooden objects up your anus or vagina

-my dad is going to kill me when he sees my report card
-you mean he'll gimpy you
-shut up!

by stan458741 September 28, 2007

gimpy

Someone who loves to get dressed up and make-out with men, usually used in reference to a guy.

dude what a gimpy. He was probably molested at a young age.

by gregorio cortez November 07, 2005

gimpy cunt

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.

What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt

by PerkieD February 17, 2016

Gimpy Chiggens

Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.

As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 23, 2019

gimpy

simon's bumchum. has curly black hair and likes to shmoke. likes to ride bicycles and stick up his middle finger at innocent people passing by.

haha look its gimpy and simon together yet again.

by simon quack June 28, 2004

East Gimpie

A place found in Australia known to produce the finest in-bred children money can buy

"East Gimpie Fish 'n Chip shop, If you can kill it we can grill it!"

by tuff August 18, 2003

gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011