Geezer

british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.

howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one

by matty July 5, 2005

Geezer

An old man who has excessive amounts of dandruff on his ballsack.

Look at that old geezer! I would hate to see him go kudos

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

Geezer

Typically working class, white, English tradesmen.

Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.

*On Facebook*
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.

Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??

by notgaymkay October 22, 2022

The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.

Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.

by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020

Geezer

An old person.

He's just an old geezer.
You geezer! (old fart)

by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002

geezer

according to The Streets(an english rapper, like eminem)someone you should not fight, someone one who gets fucked up and rowdy when 'e's had a bit too much brandy

oi, all these fuckin' geezers, lets leave

by bitchcatmyass July 18, 2004

geezer

English slang for a sick guy, someone who is respected by you and you like alot.

Yo sup geezer hows it going?

by Sam Moorhouse April 17, 2004