It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

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I am so gay for you right now

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.

(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....

by weeksfree February 9, 2010

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gay steve yens

having a small furry penis incapable of rising.

Boy, look at his gay steve yens. it's so funny.

by tsontor lord of the underworld January 15, 2010

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Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian

To have your dad transgender and lesbian for your mother and to have your mother transgender and gay for your father

Hd was told by Myles and Dalton: “Yo Mom Gay and yo dad Lesbian”

by Winner67 March 9, 2019

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when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

quote by Paris Hilton

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

by yaass queen March 17, 2021

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gay in your face

verb meaning when a man pulls another mans face towards his crotch (wearing clothes) whilst shouting GAY repeatedly

hey blythe GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
what was that
oh yknow just GAY IN YOUR FACE

by notlouis January 20, 2010

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