Gretel

Some small annoying girl that accuses people of soliciting prostitution and calls them cramps.

Gretel: idk u just seem like u buy protitutes
John: WHAT?! that's not better
Gretel: It's better than being a cramp

by Fluffy4evah October 3, 2011

gretzer

like truant someone who skives of school to do work like plumbing, tiling and especially roofing

Look at that geezer hes a proper gretzer!

by Hugh Janus February 7, 2004

Grettel

Grettel is a very goofy & intelligent gorgeous person, The sun reflecting her eyes will have you mesmerized you can't keep your eyes off her. Her bouncy hair & the aroma off of it is floral. She is the definition of loyalty, She is perfect in relationships, Loves food "Alot", & Very supportive Who ever meets her is lucky.

Boy 1 - Is that grettel?
Boy 2 - Yeah, She is the one I was talking about her eyes are very wonderful they change color.
Boy 1 - She is curvy too.
Boy 2 - hell yeah she is.
Boy 1 - Damn you're lucky.

by CurlyGirl0 November 5, 2021

Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.

"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"

by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011

Gretel

Bitchy bitch bicth!

muhahah!

Good friend, ass kicker, hellaciouse bitch!

Dont be such a gretel, bitch face!

by Maddy April 7, 2004

hansel and gretel

When a brother and sister get it on!

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel

by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002

Grettel boi

A bitch at washington technology whos shapped like the cinnamon stick on the apple jacks box.

oh hey, you know that one stick lookin bitch?
Oh grettel boi?

by dewgirl January 20, 2020