GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at
Thanksgiving (or any holiday or
celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics,
Economics, Sexuality.
Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's
conspiracy spiral. Again.
Cousin 1: So
what do you think about
the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.