gollum

Horny crack head who sucked on Frodo's finger all night long (since Frodo has no cock)

LET'S WATCH TEH GOLLUM SEX TAPE LOL!!!!111!!!111lol

by FAG GRENADE July 24, 2004

gollum

a faggot who also doubles as a wanker

guy #1: wow your such a gollum
guy #2: no, I'm just a wanker

by jnik July 11, 2004

Gollum

a sexual act where one man cums in another man's nose, then the other man snorts up the cum like a loogie and spits it in the other man's face

brian got gollumed by steve

by Bob Sanders March 7, 2004

Gollum

A Gollum is when your hair splits over your ear so it is poking through the hair. It is not desirable.

"Katie, you have a gollum; cover it!"

by LauraJaynePrior January 10, 2009

Gollum

The ugliest character in The Lord of the rings, also the series equivalent of a crack head with withdrawal.

He obviously didn't take his meds, he's having a Gollum moment!

by thecakeisalie May 14, 2013

Gollum

Tommyinnit

"HELP GOLLUM IS VLOGGING AGAIN"

by anon2331 January 15, 2022

Gollum

m ̢̛͇̲̦͕̗̘͙͕̘͓̹͇̇̀̉͌͒͌̆̎̍͛͘ͅy ͈͍̣̱̘̼̳̿̅̀̍̽̄̋̈́̋̈́͗̓̒ ̴̨̛͖̯̟͖͂͋́̏̾͋̿̒̾̉͘͝ͅp ̣̊̑͐̑͜r̵̢͎̱̰̮͐̀̕͠e ̣͈̜̤̥̲̰͍̰͇͖͚̐͆̋́̐̽̓̇̍͐̈́͐͜ͅc̵̞͆̂̈́̍̃̆̋̀̈́̅̀͘͝i̴̢̡̡̡̹̦̖͖͍̗͖̬̯͓̋̍͜o ̛̟̗͍̞̻̤̭͇͗͒̂̔̈́̀̄͘͘͝u̶̦̽̈́͒̐s ̨̨̗̪̘̞̣̦͎̖̲̼̞͚̂͆͂̒̑̽͠

Gollum is my favorite lord of the rings caricature

by Bonesboisimp April 20, 2022