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old man, usually has a Gock and hasn't seen his dick in many years.
the kinda old bastard who'd rathe eat an ice cream than cop a blowjob.

unless it's from his dog.
did you see that old cunt eating an ice cream?

I offered him a blowjob but he ignored me and was sucking down a McDonald's cone.

yep that's a Gerard
Gerard by cumgarglingfaggot October 19, 2018
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A gay cunt that cheats on you with 6+ girls while you've been dating for 10 months. Pathetic, disgusting pig! Thinks he's a massive unit all over but i promise you he is lacking size in the down stairs department.... emotional and physically abusive towards girls to prove he has power. Also has thrush lol
That child pedophile is such a Gerard

Doctor- "you have tested positive for 'Gerard', it's like HIV but worse"
Gerard by Suck my fat pussy March 7, 2017
short Phillipino boy who cheats on his girlfriend with fire crotches.
"Gerard likes fire crotches better than his ballin' girlfriend."
Gerard by B@Bii Gur! January 30, 2009
a person who thinks he is really cool but actually lacks inteligence and always starts fights but never finishes them.
man i hate that guy, he is such a motherfucking gerard
gerard by gerardsuckscock June 14, 2008
A guy with alot of acne and hits on chicks in which range from one year to five years younger than himself. Always has hissy fits, Starts fights but never finishes them. and is a pussy
Dont have a gerard
Gerard by sinksss August 3, 2009
A fucking faggot with a small penis. he says he has a big one when its only 2 inches
Do you know gerard? Yes that man is a bitch as nigga
Gerard by Gerard Wilson December 1, 2019
A boring, studious, or socially inept person
Gerard is a dweeb
Gerard by Gummy gummy April 16, 2017