George Washington

A dry handjob. So named because it is worth exactly one dollar.

I was hoping to score with Amber last night, but all I ended up getting was a lousy George Washington.

by JLJ September 19, 2005

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The act of ejaculating into a woman's hair then pulling it up into the form of a George Washington wig. The semen acts like hairspray causing the hair to stay in place.

Damn son! I was fuckin Jessica's mouth last night and i pulled out and dropped a load on her head, then i pulled her hair up and said, 'Bitch I just gave you a George Washington!'

by Kev Lincoln September 15, 2010

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A person that is the first to do something, usually used when speaking of the taking of viginity; being that George Washington was the first President and that he cut down a "cherry" tree.

Did you hear that Steve had sex with that virgin girl Stacy? That kid is a George Washington for sure.

by bigrizale3 June 13, 2006

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Commander of the great fleet of airships that flew to Europe and destroyed the British Empire. George Washington later returned to America to set a premium example of a true American, and an ultimate human being.

A fine example of his courage and supreme genius of strategic aerial warfare would be the bombardment of what is known today as England. Quote from George Washington: "America for the win, British resistance is futile! Fire the cannons!"

by Martin Pace June 11, 2006

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1. A variation of oral sex, typically found in nursing homes, in which the person giving the blow job has no teeth. Typically, dentures will be removed prior to initiation, hence the namesake "George Washington," the man with wooden teeth.

My grandpa will not shut up about the George Washingtons he is getting at his new nursing home.

by scrots-G January 12, 2010

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