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fuckhole junction

Female equivalent to the male taint, gooch, or grundle, if you will. A wonderful place to become lost, as there is no wrong path to take.
I would love to spend some quality time at her fuckhole junction, perhaps taking the road less traveled.
by Paco El Grande March 5, 2012
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Essence Of Fuckhole

1. To automatically hate someone as soon as you meet them.
-You see someone for the first time and you hate theme already.
(Just met someone new ex..Dylan)
Hey Curtis, Im getting the essence of fuckhole from that Dylan guy.
by Ihop vs De dutch January 18, 2010
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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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Village Fuckhole

Much like the village idiot, she should be ridiculed and fucked mercilessly. By everyone. And everyone's farm animals. Not known for her discriminating taste, if you have banged such a creature, you should watch for signs of your wiener rotting. Or erupting into volcanic pustules, sores, boils, shedding skin (and by shedding, I mean molting), and gangrene.

Should be avoided at all costs unless you are in close proximity to a Hazmat suit.
Holy crow....you really fucked her?! Your dad and grandpa and brother and mom and cousin and sheep and that neighbor guy that calls himself Miguel the Excellent already dipped their wicks! You know we call her the Village Fuckhole for a reason, don't you? Retard.

If you haven't contracted ghonaherpasiphalaids yet, you will.

BYE!
by Magsymae June 16, 2010
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Piledrive my fuckhole

The extremely raunchy sexual act, knowns as piledriving the fuckhole, is when a woman is folded over somewhat like a folding chair, and a man inserts his schlong into one of her orifices.

The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.

Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.

Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole
1. (To the tune of wrecking ball) - " I came in like a wrecking ball, I surely bulldozed your fuckhole, I used great form on cue, so I could...pile drive youuuuu"

2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?

3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?

3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.

4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.

5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?

6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.
by tink1234567 March 12, 2014
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pompous fuckhole

Attimus_Morlandre from the guitar.com misc message board
Attimus_Morlandre is a pompous fuckhole
by some dude from guitar.com misc January 20, 2005
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Frosted Fuckhole

Any hole or cavity in which penal penetration of promotes sexual stimulation and has a thin mucus-like coating sorrounding it, usually consisting of male semen or vaginal secretion but not limited to.
Jimmy slid his penis in and out of Nikki's frosted fuckhole.
by John X April 24, 2003
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