Fuckholes

all people who think mtv is a fascist, brainwashing, society corrupting, degrading, evil entity. yeah thats right. i just called u a fuckhole u ass.

I hate all those fuckholes god damnit!

by SRL September 26, 2004

fuckhole

noun: a surgically-created, dead-end open wound which serves as an orifice located at the base of a male's torso, between his legs; made out of a split and inverted penis or length of colon, which is usually smelly (the research calls "malodorous") and accumulates hairballs, that males pretend is a vagina so they can maintain the delusion that they're not gay and have another male fuck them in it, ejaculate in it, rather than "taking it up the arse"; unlike real vaginas which are part of female anatomy, is not self cleaning; can be filled with fecal bacteria - hence the reference to "malodorous"; also requires dilation to keep the open wound from healing

John was pleased that his medical insurance paid for him to have his penis turned into a fuckhole; now he could call himself Jane and have lots of penetrative sex with men without risking anal prolapse.

by THE_TRUTH_BOMB September 26, 2017

Essence Of Fuckhole

1. To automatically hate someone as soon as you meet them.
-You see someone for the first time and you hate theme already.

(Just met someone new ex..Dylan)
Hey Curtis, Im getting the essence of fuckhole from that Dylan guy.

by Ihop vs De dutch January 18, 2010

fuckhole junction

Female equivalent to the male taint, gooch, or grundle, if you will. A wonderful place to become lost, as there is no wrong path to take.

I would love to spend some quality time at her fuckhole junction, perhaps taking the road less traveled.

by Paco El Grande March 5, 2012

Village Fuckhole

Much like the village idiot, she should be ridiculed and fucked mercilessly. By everyone. And everyone's farm animals. Not known for her discriminating taste, if you have banged such a creature, you should watch for signs of your wiener rotting. Or erupting into volcanic pustules, sores, boils, shedding skin (and by shedding, I mean molting), and gangrene.

Should be avoided at all costs unless you are in close proximity to a Hazmat suit.

Holy crow....you really fucked her?! Your dad and grandpa and brother and mom and cousin and sheep and that neighbor guy that calls himself Miguel the Excellent already dipped their wicks! You know we call her the Village Fuckhole for a reason, don't you? Retard.

If you haven't contracted ghonaherpasiphalaids yet, you will.

BYE!

by Magsymae June 16, 2010

pompous fuckhole

Attimus_Morlandre from the guitar.com misc message board

Attimus_Morlandre is a pompous fuckhole

by some dude from guitar.com misc January 20, 2005

Frosted Fuckhole

Any hole or cavity in which penal penetration of promotes sexual stimulation and has a thin mucus-like coating sorrounding it, usually consisting of male semen or vaginal secretion but not limited to.

Jimmy slid his penis in and out of Nikki's frosted fuckhole.

by John X April 24, 2003