Franzia on shelf

When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.

“Did you like me?” “I’m a franzia on the shelf bruh” -franzia on shelf

by Kaddy1801 September 25, 2019

Tour de Franzia

A drinking game. Rules vary, but it involves inexpensive boxed wine and a tiny bicycle.

Pledge Toilet impressed the brothers with his performance in the Tour de Franzia, able to maintain his balance and coordination after a quart of Chillable Red.

by tp217 March 8, 2021

The Franzia Challenge

A challenge where one must drink an entire box of Franzia Wine (or any other type of box wine. In all reality, it makes no difference. Franzia is just the preferred box wine.) as fast as they can. If the challenger does not finish within an hour (or any custom time given beforehand), spills any wine, or vomits, the challenge is failed.

"Yo, you trying to do the Franzia Challenge tonight?"
"Fuck that, I'm a lightweight. You go ahead."

by jimdoeistheman January 2, 2012

franswag

French slang for "French swag" (The word is a portmanteau word composed of France and Swag)

Bordel de merde, ce type a tellement de franswag !
Holy shit, that guy has so much franswag !

by Vasshat April 30, 2015

Franswah

a severed hand that can be very naughty at times and also very helpful. Enjoys nude tanning and sleeping.

"Need a hand?"

1: Where's Franswah?
2: He's fighting demons in the haunted room of the RV.

by Sarah Butter August 18, 2008

Franswa

1. A member of staff currently under employment at Mafiosos.
2. A person whose gender and/or sexual preference is unknown.
3. The act of forming an "F" with your fingers to express understanding.

See Francouis.

Damn I really miss that Franswa.

by Master Tan February 2, 2005

FranzMadek

(1.) Someone who fails at life.
(2.) Has a big dick.

Wow he is such a FranzMadek!

by FranzMadek March 25, 2017