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Jevin D. Frankfurt moment

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”
by KaiGKempferEsq. October 2, 2022
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Frankfurt

The most awesome city in Germany! or at least one of the really cool ones. You can eat way more than just Sauerkraut cause the city offers a lot of fancy restaurants. check them out: you also have a skyline like nowhere else in Germany and you can go to one of the rooftop bars and enjoy a beautiful look over the city. GOOOOO TOOOOO FRAAANKFUUURT!
Person1.: I'm from Frankfurt

Person two: OMG I'm so #jealous. It is such an awesome city!
by deliciously tasty November 20, 2017
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Slimy Frankfurter

When you cover your erect penis in Vaseline and meat jelly, and proceed to shove it in to every hole conceivable.
"Did you hear what Steve did? He got arrested for doing Slimy Frankfurter at a Pre-School!"
by MobileVirginConversionUnit January 9, 2021
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raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.
Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.
by bunnyboi November 22, 2016
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frankfurting

The act of eating Hotdogs made with Frankfurt sausage (Frankfurter Würstchen)
Are we Frankfurting with some beers later?
by drepster November 27, 2023
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To be frankfurtered

To engage in intercourse with a man from frankfurt
I want to be frankfurtered said the girl
by FireJimbo October 15, 2023
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Frankfurter Applause

Hitting your arm like a crystal meth user does
The sound you can hear in the streets near Frankfurt Main Train stations is referred to as Frankfurter Applause because of the many drugs addicts in the hood
by Rantilator December 19, 2023
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