The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse 

Simultaneously getting faded off of

1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles

It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.

Will get you hella faded, do not drive.

Example 1).

Me: Yo what you got?

Plug: Anything

Me: Weed?

Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!

2).

Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!

Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.

Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!

The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse by danasp_42 May 22, 2022

Conquering the Four Horsemen

When a man or a woman takes loads from four different ethnicities from the four corners of the world within a 24 hour period.

I took a load earlier today from an asian, a hispanic, and a white dude. I am one black dick away from conquering the four horsemen. Do you know any black dudes that are DTF?

Conquering the Four Horsemen by Sloppybottom October 26, 2025

Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. These are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson

When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.

Guy 1: Dude its happening!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off

Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

The Four Horseman 

By the last breath of the fourth winds blow

Better raise your ears

The sound of hooves knocks at your door

Lock up your wife and children now

It's time to wield the blade

For now you've got some company

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die! Ohh yeah yeah!

The Four Horseman

You have been dying since the day you were born

You know it's all been planned

The quartet of deliverance rides

A sinner once, a sinner twice

No need for confession now

'Cause now you've got the fight of your life

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Time, has taken its toll on you

The lines that crack your face

Famine, your body it has torn through

Withered in every place

Pestilence, for what you've had to endure

And what you have put others through

Death, deliverance for you for sure

There is nothing you can do

So gather 'round young warriors now

And saddle up your steeds

Killing scores with demon swords

Now is the death of doers of wrong

Swing the judgment hammer down

Safely inside armor, blood, guts and sweat

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Ohh yeah yeah!

The Four Horseman by Death Menace August 22, 2022