Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.

Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!

by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

Fool's Gold

Seemingly the "perfect woman, until she removes her eyelashes, her extensions, her push-up bra and lip injections...then discover she's bat-shit crazy with "daddy issues"

He thought he had met "The One", but turns out she was FOOL'S GOLD.

by halestorm47 September 6, 2022