fletcher is most likely the most amazing guy you’ve ever met. he has silky brown hair and will squeeze ur neck the best you’ve ever felt it before ;) as soon as you stare deeply into his light brown eyes you’ll fall right in love with him. he doesn’t break hearts. and if he does he doesn’t mean to. he’s very sexual but still keeps his cool. he has some nice dance moves that’ll make all the girls fly off their feet. his soulmate probably has a name that starts with the letter D. he’s great. :)
Jessica: fletcher is so cute i’m gonna ask him out
Danica: he’ll say no bc me and fletcher are REALLY meant to be. not u. leave.
Danica: he’ll say no bc me and fletcher are REALLY meant to be. not u. leave.
by hiwelcometochilis6969 July 10, 2018
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Get the Fletcher mug.Noun; one homosexual man that intakes his own semen through a straw out of another homosexual man's anus, after sexual intercourse.
by A man who never cried... wolf. September 22, 2010
Get the Fletcher mug.A teenage guy known for having bushy eyebrows and very long hair. Wears white pants and dark shirts. Although these noticable flaws a Fletcher can land almost any girl, even though he has a noticeably small penis.
by afsgafg August 23, 2008
Get the Fletcher mug.A fletcher is a giant retarded person, no attractive qualities at all and literally illiterate.
Fletching is also a male gay sex term for sucking cum out of your partners butthole.
Fletching is also a male gay sex term for sucking cum out of your partners butthole.
Dude 1: "Hey why does that guy not know how to walk or read?"
Dude 2: "Oh, cuz he's a Fletcher. The guy took too much acid and is now a burden of the state."
Dude 1: "Now i realize all the Fletcher definitions on urban dictionary are completely wrong, thanks bruh!"
Dude 2: "Oh, cuz he's a Fletcher. The guy took too much acid and is now a burden of the state."
Dude 1: "Now i realize all the Fletcher definitions on urban dictionary are completely wrong, thanks bruh!"
by buddyfriendguy July 11, 2019
Get the Fletcher mug.One of those cockheads who you meet on the street and you think to yourself "wow im happy im not that guy" and it turns out he has some kind of homosexual mindreading powers that he gained from too much radioactive anal sex and then he heard your thoughts and realised how gay he was and then went and had more radioactive gay arse love with his best friend, olets just say Mr. Smiley.....anyway then afterwards he gets anal cancer from which he recovers and then on his way out of the hospital without any hair because of chemotherapy he gets hit by a 16 wheeler and dies 14 months later after excruciating pain and absence of anal sex.
Bob: Hey did you see that fletcher?
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....
by greenknobgobbler October 4, 2010
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