Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

fishslap

A fishslap is where a lifeform slaps another lifeform with a fish; usually homo sapiens.

Derek used the fishslap maneuver on me, how did he do it again for the 5th time!

by Witrems August 23, 2018

fishslapped

When a lifeform (usually a homo sapien) does the fishslap maneuver on you.

Sophia: You just fishslapped me, why!
Michael: I don't know.

by Witrems August 23, 2018

Fishslapping

Fish slapping is when you someone slapping with a Fish. It is a good and professional Technik to slap your Girlfriend.
Best Fishes to use for Fishslapping: tuna or salmon.

Joe: Ayyo, my Fish died today, so we can Fishslapping

Sarah: Oh nice, lets do it tonight

Joe: Yess, im very excited for the Fishslapping tonight! no cap

by Fischslapper December 25, 2021