fiddlesticks

touching one’s private parts or foundling

“i’m fiddling my sticks”

what are you doing? “fiddlesticks”

fiddlesticks by cornytrixfiddlesticks November 16, 2025

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fiddlesticks and flapdoodle

a very cool thing that professor yaffle says when he can't believe something. go bagpuss!

ahh fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!!

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

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Fiddlesticks Main

A Fiddlesticks Main is a person who mains the champion Fiddlesticks in League of Legends.
Most of them have severe trust issues due to the sheer amount of false skin leaks and false promises from Riot Games.
It's worth noting that they usually don't play any other champion in the game.

Person 1: Oh, so you are a Fiddlesticks Main?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Leona skin?
Person 2: mentally breaks down

Fiddlesticks Main by Karma Greif November 6, 2022

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Fucky Fiddlesticks

The name given to an individual so completely devoid of linear thought, initiative, or attention span that any attempt at communication with them leaves you as sharp as the leading end of an orange. See also: Crackhead

Ol Fucky Fiddlesticks held me soft hostage for nearly an hour rambling on about how he's been planning on converting his mother's answering machine into a drone so he can run counter-surveillance on the "I'm fucking serious dude, a robot bird" he suspects got his cousin busted for manufacturing last year. Dick.

Fucky Fiddlesticks by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019