feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

i think im falling for you

I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?

person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby

by I think I'm falling for you May 2, 2018

feelings jam

When two (or more) people get together to talk about feelings. Any feelings, sad, happy, silly. You just laugh and enjoy the time, or cry and comfort.

Jessica: Hey Allie, let's have a feelings jam. I need to vent
Allie: My place, or yours?

by ahriie May 28, 2013

Fellynny

Smart, kind and loving chick. The type of girl who loves to tease people. Friendly and funny. Most often times has a secret crush on one of their closest friends.Usually falls for guys with a name that begins with J. Awkward and different from the rest of girls. Has lots of motherly instincts usally.If you find one get hold of real quick.

"Did she just wipe your mouth?"
" yah... She can be a real Fellynny "

by DJSmiles January 2, 2016

in my feelings

emotional, thinking about stuff

damn, that movie got me in my feelings. hit way too close to home.

by defyordinary May 10, 2012

Late Night Feelings

Late Night Feelings are those melancholic feelings that you get when you're alone at home as night grows later and later. Caused by beeing sleepy, they disappear the next morning and make you feel like a retard.

1: What a beautiful night! How are you?
2: I don't know, I feel odd. Damn late night feelings.

by Ultraaa April 25, 2013

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017