Febuary

The eventual corrected spelling of the second month of the year.
The currently accepted spelling of 'February' is a joke designed to stump and single out idiots,
as well as bringing even more shame to the month.

My birthday is in febuary"
Sounds awesome, mine is in Janruary"
That doesn't sound right"
No, it doesn't"

by Blindsnake March 11, 2016

Fenbach

A mating call when in desirable need of help or sexual pleasure while getting raped by bears, rabbits, deer, and/or penguins depending where you live, mostly in Finland.

Did you hear her Fenbach in the woods yesterday?

by Fenwick Da Bomb November 29, 2010

18 Febuary

Did you know that 18 February is pizza day? Well it is because I said so.

Boy: Guess what day it is hint discount on the local pizza store!
Girl: 18 Febuary! Pizza day! Let's celebrate!

by RajaTheWhiteTiger5 October 29, 2019

febuary 21

National Florida Man day. This day marks the day Florida Man threw a toilet seat through someone’s window. Don’t forget to thank your local Florida man for making headlines daily and bringing joy and sustenance to our lives.

On febuary 21, National Florida Man Day I’m going to host a party in celebration of my favourite Florida man!

by Ndjckisfvakvolfwvf263784?,&: October 19, 2019

Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est

Something happens this day..

Yo you remember Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est?
Bro wdym

:)

by BrainPlayz January 26, 2022

Febuary 23

Your crush has to give you head

hey baby give me some head it febuary 23

by WELDON LOKE February 22, 2022

febuary 15

Otherwise known as free chocolate day, where all the remaining valentines chocolate is discounted in shops

Wow, I can't wait for febuary 15 th! I can cry alone in a dark room, but this time with cheap chocolate!

by marksof10 February 15, 2020