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fannybatter

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.
fannybatter Often found encrusted in the lady's quim after a heavy session of hiding the sausage or drinking from the furry love cup. Often also found liberally coating mattrasses in catholic girls' school dormitories after a heavy session of clamjousting.

Has a delicate aroma similar to kippers or, perhaps, salted anchovies which, as it happens, are the principle ingredient of Gentlemen's Relish.
by The_Fly_UK January 28, 2009
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dried vaginal juices - the stuff you find on your face after a drunken muff diving expedition. Can also be used as an expletive.
Fannybatter! I've lost my keys.
or
"yeah, I could hardly get my face off the pillow - my whole head was covered in fannybatter.
by johnjoe February 5, 2003
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