Short for 'facebook stalking'
"I had to defriend this guy on facebook because he was seriously falking me. Every time I'd update my status or upload a photo he'd post a comment within 5 minutes. Such a creepy experience. Have you been falked before?"
by CharlieB78 October 3, 2009
Get the falkingmug. by BMcKenna November 22, 2010
Get the Falkmug. it is f****** walking
i was falking down the street.
by supercalifragilisticexpaelidos February 1, 2018
Get the falkingmug. 
pronounced 'faulk'
To stalk on Facebook. This may be done by viewing pictures or monitoring comments. News Feed has made falking more acceptable.
To stalk on Facebook. This may be done by viewing pictures or monitoring comments. News Feed has made falking more acceptable.
Sorry I was falking you, but I saw you were planning on going to the party tonight. Do you want a ride?
by DoubleDey August 15, 2010
Get the Falkmug. 
A defining term for an individual that, regardless of the circumstances, always has to have some sort of impervious backup plan in place or a deep reserve of overcompensation. While the real-life equivalent is usually a doomsday prepper or somebody with a tendency to cover all their bases, the online version is more equivalent to an adult version of the kid on the playground that just has to have an anti-everything shield with no consequences. Commonly draw negative attention away from themselves and their habits by constantly trying to bring up unfounded faults about other people.
Ever since somebody ended up beating him at debate club, he's ended up turning into a full-on Falke.
by Granatgevar December 29, 2019
Get the Falkemug.