fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

fair's field party by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

The Fair's Fair Game.

The Fair's Fair Game (titled as such because of the 'equivalent exchange' rule) is a game that was popularized by the uprising of picture messaging, though the exact origins or time period of the game are unknown. The game's rules are applicable to near any social situation, but is most commonly used in the transfer of revealing photographs (I.E-Pornography). In this version, Person A and Person B both swear an unspoken oath to uphold the game's rules. After such, Person A sends a picture of near anything (whether it be a body part, a plant, or other plausible object/scene), in which Person B will recieve it, and reply with a similar picture. In this fashion, boundaries are gently removed so that both party members feel secure about their decisions, and do not feel swindled or coerced into a bad situation. The Fair's Fair game may also be used with simple text (I.E - secrets). As stated before, it's a simple gesture of exchanging one tidbit of information for another, but at a gradual progression.

Person A - "I only play by the Fair's Fair game."
Person B - "I understand. You start."
Person A - "I like the smell of grapefruits,but not the taste."
Person B - "I prefer tangelos over oranges."
Person A - "I cheated on my math quiz last Saturday."
Person B - "I copied off of you on that same test."
Person A - "I think Haley needs to lose weight."
Person B - "I think Shannon needs to gain weight."
Person A - "I had a crush on Suzie in the 7th grade."
Person B - "I had a crush on you in the 7th grade."

The Fair's Fair Game. by Antapex December 9, 2010

Tooth Fairy Surprise 

When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.

This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.

Tooth Fairy Surprise by Rob's the man, brah. October 4, 2010

Fairy Sack

Made of sheer material, under which fairies wear body suits and tights; literally fits like a sack.

Fairies in fairy sacks turn you on.

Fairy Sack by Fairy Sacks November 17, 2003

fairy snuff

a synonym of Cocaine. emphasising its "imaginative" attributes whilst being disguised as a different way of saying 'fair enough' at the same time.

"would one like to partake in some form of controlled substance abuse session??"

deffo! fairy snuff!!!

fairy snuff by stakzent March 29, 2011

Fairy Slap 

When you get a hand full of glitter and jump in the air and slap someone one.

Did you hear that carol got Fairy Slapped!

Fairy Slap by We made Fairy Slap March 31, 2017

Fairy Souls 

The fucking irritating thing about hypixel skyblock

i hate fairy souls

Fairy Souls by UrMomGey124 June 29, 2020