Facebook

A platform that likes to disable new accounts for no reasons. They're using AI to suspend new accounts for "not following the community guidelines" but actually they never breached any community guidelines. More funny thing is that, when you disagree and follow what they ask you to do, the results are same: accounts are disabled.

A: My Facebook account was disabled without any reasons!
B: Actually Facebook loves to do that... so that's why you shouldn't do Facebook.

by Celest98 July 6, 2022

De-facebook

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, shitty, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or uncorrelated De-facebookings may occur simultaneously.

Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.

Person One: You that bitch screwed me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De-facebooked hard as hell. Plus I De-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.

by Johnny Prigs January 6, 2009

TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

Why, just why
Basically searched the 4 main words that are near the Define a word button, you are kinda bored, and it's ok

Guy 1: Hey, i already searched horny definition, give me a random definition
Guy 2: Search Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe
Guy 1: alr thank you

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- July 1, 2021

Facebook Activism

The illusion of dedication to a cause through no-commitment awareness groups. Specifically in reference to Facebook groups centered around political issues.

Dave: Man, this genocide in Darfur is terrible. I sure wish I could make a difference.

Jenna: Well, I made a facebook group about it. We have almost one million members!

Dave: That's great! Are you all going to donate money to refugees or something?

Jenna: No, but now those murderers will really know how sad we are!

Dave: Sounds like you're really into your Facebook activism!

by Rag Man May 7, 2009

Facebook Fable

When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.

Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?

Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?

"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"

by Bjarke January 16, 2008

FABOID

FABOID:- That's someone who has a close friend who married a REAL FABARM, he wants to be one, one day - one night.

I think your brother might be a FABARM, or, probably, a FABOID, he looks, in every way, as if he were one.

by FABARM January 13, 2019

FABOID

FABOID:- That's someone who has a close friend who married a REAL FABARM, he wants to be one, one day - one night.

I think your brother might be a FABARM, or, probably, a FABOID, he looks, in every way, as if he were one.

by FABARM January 13, 2019