facepalm

What I do whenever I read Urban Dictionary.

"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"

*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*

"Oh, for fucks sake"
*facepalm*

by radium April 1, 2009

facepalm

to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.

As I tried to explain a complex math problem to a four year old, I felt a need to facepalm.

by Bedtime Nightmare August 13, 2007

facepalm

When someone is so stupid that it makes you speechless, and the only thing you can do is shake your head or facepalm.

Guy 1: I swear! I'm a demon! Really.
Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Almighty891 December 16, 2008

facepalm

A spontaneous reaction to an amazingly stupid statement, where the face of the listener meets with his palm in a smacking manner

Person A: OMG, Jessica Simpson got fat! She's defending womens' rights everywhere and being proud of her body!

Person B: FACEPALM

by ohhhhh yeaaaaahhh February 4, 2009

facepalm

usually an image posted on a message board or online blog that expresses disgust over one person's idiocy.

FACEPALM. because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work.

by commonsense101 November 2, 2008

facepalm

The speechless and typically disapproving response to embarrassing stupidity or ignorance in way of hiding your face in your palm in awkward shame for the other person.

"I saw 'Troy' yesterday. I can't believe Achilles died of an arrow in the heel, that's so stupid!"

*facepalm*

by Sugarberg May 23, 2010

facepalm

A gesture in which you slap your hand against your face in times of shame, woe, disgust, or baffled at something stupid and idiotic someone said or did. Used on the Internet in times of IM or any other form of online chatting.

Example 1
rocketgirl11: omg, i think that f i got on my math test stood for FANTABULOUS.

sugarskull12: are you fucking kidding me? *facepalm*

sugarskull12 has logged off

rocketgirl11: what?

Example 2
Jamie: I can't believe you failed World Language. English is easiest language in word!

Moksha: *facepalm* It's English is THE easiest language in THE WORLD. And I'm the one that failed World Language? No, I would has passed the test if you gave time me for study!

Jamie: *facepalm* Would has? You serious Moksha?

by Psuedonym Pippy June 13, 2011