Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 28, 2018

face like an eagle's arse

a chick who is not a looker

my god, that bird has a face like an eagle's arse

by davegooner September 15, 2010

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

Face like a kicked-in shit can

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

by I am Chuck Norris May 18, 2007

Face like a half sucked mango

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

by BelindaCarlisleLover January 13, 2010

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

Face like a half eaten hamburger

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012