Fuck My Life

Quite possibly the most annoyingly retarded and overused phrase used today. Even more retarded when abbreviated.

"Oh I dropped my slushee... fuck my life..."

"Oh my god I farted fml.."

etc. etc. etc.

by OminousAnonymous March 8, 2009

to fuck a life

Is to fuck the soul out of someone

I fucked the life out of her and that's how to fuck a life

by Bre Bryant August 6, 2017

Fuck ya life

Bing Bong

Joe biron once said “Fuck ya life bing bong”

by Jayruiz November 23, 2021

Fuck My Life

Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.

"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"

by Jesus, H Christ October 5, 2008

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.

or when your hearing info u say it

Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?

brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or

i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :

by GOD OF FUCK MY LIFEEEEE October 29, 2009

fuck my life

A phrase use when one is royally pissed of when something goes wrong.

Used in the movie "superbad" by the guy working at the liquor store when he has to clean up spilt beer.

a form of raging

*your crush walks by with another girl, your pop just exploded and you failed your exam so you say...
fuck my life!

by ..Ali G.. March 2, 2008

fuck my life

an annoying and careless phrase used to promote self-degradation.

to admit having no value in ones life.

Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.

Uncle Same: I got a C in my midterm, Fuck My Life!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!

by Dann Manahan February 27, 2008