A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs.
It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.
That feeling you get when step on a nail.
The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.
In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.
the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.
Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.
It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.
Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.
That feeling you get when step on a nail.
The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.
In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.
the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.
Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.
It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.
Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
by FredIsTheEnd October 17, 2009
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Fred is a goofy guy who is always down to partyyyyyyyy. He is very very outgoing and loves to invent new vocabulary to describe how he is feeling. Although he generally want to take over the whole human race, sometimes he will focus in and try to kill someone specific's vibes with his horrible sense of humor.
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Get the FRED mug.A kind and considerate guy who will never let you down. Charming, thoughtful, trustworthy and polite, a Fred is the best friend you could ever have. Excellent in academics, poetry and secret handshakes, he poons the competition at everything he does.
Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie.
Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’.
The number one fan of Ernests Gulbis
Has a man crush on Joe Hart
Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’.
Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German)
The male equivalent to an Anna
Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie.
Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’.
The number one fan of Ernests Gulbis
Has a man crush on Joe Hart
Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’.
Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German)
The male equivalent to an Anna
Girl 1: How's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :)
...
Naan: Meep meep meep.
Fred: Meep meep meep meep.
Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :)
...
Naan: Meep meep meep.
Fred: Meep meep meep meep.
by Naan :) February 28, 2011
Get the Fred mug.The name Fred is an uncommon-common name. Fred is a mysterious guy. He is highly intelligent and excels academically but can get distracted by wanting to have a fun time. Fred is the type of person to think before he speaks, so he is typically received as being shy. He likes to live life on the edge in a fine manner. He is foreign but you would never be able to tell, and is more than likely depressed. Fred has probably served in the military and has extensive knowledge in history and factual events. Fred is obsessed with girls yet his respect towards them always stays intact. He has never been one to make someone uncomfortable on purpose. If you ever have the chance to start a relationship with a Fred, then expect your world to turn upside down. His commitment to you will overpower any struggles your relationship may face. His loyalty is his way of showing his love. Fred is able to stay hard for hours at a time, so be sure to return the love and appreciate his giant penis!
Hey, did you know Fred is throwing a party tonight?
Omg no way! I have to go, he’s like the hottest guy in school!
Omg no way! I have to go, he’s like the hottest guy in school!
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Mylie: "Hey, Kylie, have you seen the latest Fred video???"
Kylie: "Yes, I have!!! It was sooo funny!!!"
Kylie: "Yes, I have!!! It was sooo funny!!!"
by Catiebug June 29, 2008
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