B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

p.d.f.i.l

short for *pimps don’t fall in love*
*in text* P.D.F.I.L

someone: you don’t fall in love huh?
me: Pimps don’t fall in love.(P.D.F.I.L)

by 69jayz September 21, 2019

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Do Like I Give a Fuck?

- Hey bro, i just got new pc.
- D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F (Do I look like i give a fuck?)

by KillSed December 17, 2019

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Dude I Like Licking It Gay As Fuck

Preston: Hey that truck has D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F on the back of that truck

Haley: Oh its slang for being out there.

by Fergaloodoo March 2, 2020

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, which also means Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck, is to be used when you want how litlle you care.

-Hey man, my dad just died
-D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

by ollycoly May 8, 2020

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s

i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.A.I.S.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S

by yeksulyblehs05 October 12, 2020

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016