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F.S.B.A.I.R 

Acronym of 'for some bizarre and inexplicable reason'
F.S.B.A.I.R British MPs describe themselves as 'honourable'
F.S.B.A.I.R by Al Sithi February 29, 2008

i.w.f.y.s.b 

I wanna fuck you so bad
Her: hey babe
Him: I.w.f.y.s.b
Her:huh
him:huh
i.w.f.y.s.b by R.F.F.L.B March 20, 2023

i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t 

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B 

Stands for “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me till I can’t breathe
“Heyy baby
“J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B”

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.