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excrement

the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.
"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"
by strider October 21, 2004
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Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.
Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."
by Took Oi July 15, 2006
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excrement expo

A synonym of shit show or fecal festival; a crazy time when anything can happen.
Jeff: "Hey man, you should swing by my place on Friday night. It's going to be a total excrement expo!"
Ryan: "Real shit show, huh? I'll be there!"
*Ding Dong*
Jeff: "Welcome to the shit show, man."
Ryan: "Um...it smells bad in here. Where's the keg? Why don't I see any hot girls?"
Jeff: "Even better my friend. This right here is a rare petrified dropping from a 15th century dodo bird...oh and this one over here came from a woolly mammoth 100,000 years ago!"
Ryan: "Dude. I didn't realize you meant that literally. This is a bunch of bullshit."
Jeff: "No, the bull shit is in the other room. Really interesting stuff. Let me show you."
Ryan: "Screw this. I'm swayze."
by Nicholas D February 27, 2011
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excrement

Waste your body eliminates. Includes feces and urine.
by Poopdude December 7, 2004
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Mexcremento

An area within the U.S. which is heavily populated by illegal aliens from Mexico, and where little if no English is spoken. An amalgamation of the words "Mexican" or "Mexico," "excrement," and "Sacramento."
The west side of the city is becoming known as Mexcremento because of the influx of undocumented workers.
by Accu May 31, 2006
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A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
by super_juicebox November 6, 2008
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Excrementrovert

He's very outgoing but he's an EXCREMENTROVERT
by rayboy2013 September 20, 2013
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