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Eng=Narrow, Land=Land; "Narrow Land" (German Origin). ENGLAND first became a German colony in approx. 400 A.D. with the export of Continental rejects from Saxony to the southern half of what the Romans called Great Britan. These morons, these intellectual and physical cripples (see example) were exported from approximately the 4th to 12th Centuries to the "narrow land" - much like nuclear and other waste.
The remaining original inhabitants (The Welsh) retreated into Wales as one naturally recoils from human waste or other toxic wastes.
England is a now a country of chavs that has been continuously dominated by foreign rule since inception - significant foreign rulers have included William La Batard ( William the conqueror), the Tudor Dynasty (Welsh), the Stewart Dynasty (Scottish), the Saxo-Coburg-Gotha Dynasty (renamed Windsor) (German).
This trend continues today with pseudo royal seed of the House of Brandenburg X Windsor pups and the elected Prime Minister Tony Blair(Scottish) which proves that the modern day Englishman is still not very bright!
The remaining original inhabitants (The Welsh) retreated into Wales as one naturally recoils from human waste or other toxic wastes.
England is a now a country of chavs that has been continuously dominated by foreign rule since inception - significant foreign rulers have included William La Batard ( William the conqueror), the Tudor Dynasty (Welsh), the Stewart Dynasty (Scottish), the Saxo-Coburg-Gotha Dynasty (renamed Windsor) (German).
This trend continues today with pseudo royal seed of the House of Brandenburg X Windsor pups and the elected Prime Minister Tony Blair(Scottish) which proves that the modern day Englishman is still not very bright!
Proof that the seed of England is Germanic is provided in its mutilated low German language :
Gut = good
Besser = better
Hallo = Hello
Gut = good
Besser = better
Hallo = Hello
by Oglaigh na Eireann February 18, 2007
Get the England mug.The country with the totally over rated football team.
Once again LOSING on penalties in germany 2006.They had an easy draw and fell at the first quality hurdle ah well at least they can always talk about 1966
Once again LOSING on penalties in germany 2006.They had an easy draw and fell at the first quality hurdle ah well at least they can always talk about 1966
England football team lost again on penalties HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.ROONEY is a thug and deserved to get sent off.
by Tartan Terror July 1, 2006
Get the England mug.Stands for Engulfs Nature's Gold land as it's only ever sunny a couple of days a year when everyone is busy at work and then rains the rest of the year
"Let's have a picnic it's a beautiful day"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
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*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
by Legokillsfeet June 26, 2016
Get the England mug.Wee bastards that steal all our fucking fish an' oil fae Scotland (the better country of Britain). England is a wee bit of a shitehole and should not vote fae fuckin' brexit.
by sionnaich June 3, 2017
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