elton john

the gayist piano player to ever play. Usually like to
a. play the piano
b. suck cock
c. suck some more cock
and d. suck some even more cock

elton john can suck my cock (actually i take that back he probally will)

by M. lawrence February 8, 2007

elton john

a boss. he's been in songs with 2Pac and Eminem. it doesn't matter if hey's gay, he's cool.

search eminem ft. elton john grammy performance on youtube

by big big boiii December 14, 2009

Elton John

In halo 2, the elton john is a synonym for the rocket launcher. Specifically, in reference to the song "rocket man."

Listen up noob, it figures you would use the elton john to kill me.

by Brian Wooding May 22, 2007

elton john

It's simple. Elton John is gay right? So instead of saying gay you say Elton John, it doesn't always work so don't get caught sounding retarded.

Dude who slices his finger open:"fucking Elton John"!!

by sssshhhhhh January 24, 2007

elton john

if something is hella gay then you can just call it elton, or if someone is gay then you can do the same thing. This originated from Bryan B. who is extremely gay and considers himself a fashion critic

did you hear brian talk about that guy's pants he said "that gut is realy cute in those pants". Man Brian is so elton john

by tanner dum April 2, 2008

Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021

Elton John

When your still standing during or after a massive bender

Yeah I'm Elton John

by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019