Kool Eathen

the coolest man alive
has to be voted as presdent
likes boys in the shower with quinlan and gilburt

kool eathen for presdant!!!!!!!
the koolest kid on the block...
so get your bonners up and
call KOOL EATHEN FOR PRESDANT
he will bum you in the showers with gilburt and quinlan......good luck eathen

by fishhh April 11, 2004

euthenism

The story parents tell little kids to explain what happened to a dead pet. A portmanteau of euthanasia and euphemism.

"He's living on a farm upstate now." is an example of a euthenism.

by hmgauss October 6, 2010

eltherington

The biggest cunt ever, likes to touch kids. Do not approach a human with the last name Eltherington!!

Last night I was chilling with Eltherington, he's such a cunt.

by Smitler101 October 20, 2014

Ethen

Ethen is the type of guy to make a urban dictionary definition to make a point

Ethen

by Yyyytttrr April 14, 2020

Ethen

Ethen is a very nice and caring person he wants to make whoever he likes the happiest person ever even if he isnt happy because it makes him smile and cheer up. Ethen is a unique person that a lot of people take for granted but after they lose him they soon realize that he was the nicest most caring guy around. Ethen is a little clingy but its because he cares about you. He is also very hung❤.
Ethen wants to treat his girlfriend/boyfriend the best that he can to make them happy. Ethen has problems of his own but trys to ignore them and doesnt like to tell people about his problems

Girl 1 : Do u know ethen?
Boy 1: yea the cute guy that gets ran over by dumb people.
Girl 1: yep thats him. He is so cute .
Boy 1: yep i need an ethen

by Yogurtyeeter June 5, 2019

EthenRockstar

The hottest, juiciest, thiccest asian of them all. All Ethens have a characteristic(s) that makes them very cute with their dialogue. Ethens eat a lot of snacks, such as, Takis, Cheetos, Cheese, etc. Ethens are always nice, unless you make them die in a video game. They will target you until they are satisfied with their murderous intent.

Hey, EthenRockstar is actually pretty cute! Though he backlashed at me yesterday

EthenRockstar loves his snacks. He brings them to school everyday

by mageiscoolkid August 28, 2019

ethen evans

my friend's crush that literally sucks so bad like bro shut up nobody cares

ethen evans did your mom

by the dummest alive October 23, 2022