elephantitis

elephantitis are the female tities of an elephant, sucked on by male tities and baby elephants.

Oh shit, that elephant got some big ass elephantitis!

by Rocky Mavia January 11, 2005

elephantitis

elephantitis is an unfortunate condition where the balls hang quite low. A lengthy colum of skin forms followed by two suspended balls. Often accompanied by shaven pubic hair.

ie. the balls can reach parallel to the patella, and in very extreme cases, the tarsals. "To patella and beyond!"

by Sexy Sarah January 12, 2004

Testicular Elephantiasis

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.

Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?

by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011

elephantitis of the head

Someone with slightly less than a dozen breasts on their head.

That girl's got elephantitis of the head!

by Bob July 30, 2003

elephantis

Horny as hell and no where to put it

My balls feel like the ears of an elephant and me dic needs a hantis

by Dug February 2, 2003

Elephantis Bonerus

A rare medical condition of having a huge boner like an elephant for a long period of time.

Did you notice my Elephantis Bonerus when I saw your mother yesterday?

by Dr. Elephantis, Dr. Bonerus January 4, 2010