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the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.

it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"
hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!
by jonobello January 31, 2006
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Earphone deafness

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Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world
"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."
by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012
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Tearphones

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A compilation of the words "tears" and "earphones"

When you cry whilst laying on your back and the tears leak into your ears
Man that fuckboy gave me tearphones for a solid week
by Depression420 May 7, 2018
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If you describe someone as earthy, you mean that they are open and direct, and talk about subjects which other people avoid or feel ashamed about e.g sex.
Alice, Damn, look at his pants, his willy is so big!
Common Shantel, you have traits of earthiness in you.
by Gongo555 August 4, 2015
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earphoneless

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Somebody Dumbass Son Name Darrelle Said This Shit And I Corrected Him And He Was Dn Mad Mad But I Think He Meant I Had No Earphones..If Somebody Say This Shit Say You Must Be Retarted
Associate: hahaha your earphoneless

Me: You Must Be Retarted
by 🥵 November 13, 2018
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Earphone Bumpin'

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Someone who so obnoxiously cranks the volume on their earphones just for the single fact of showin' off (to those close enough around that can hear them) what music they're listening to.
The guy earphone bumpin' three treadmills down from me is listening to Mos.
by Call Me CoCoNUT May 25, 2008
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Earphone Syndrome

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Earphone Syndrome is when you've have an earphone in for so long it feels like it's there, even when it isn't.
Man1: Shit, I was listening to The Weeknd all day and now I have earphone syndrome!
Man2: Oh man that sucks.
by xoxxxoooxo December 30, 2012
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