earsex

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

by recipher August 27, 2005

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EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??

by you suck October 9, 2003

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A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.

J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.

by Earsexyness October 9, 2003

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Earsexual

Someone who wants to have sex with an ear

Guy 1. Man I had Jennifer over and she asked me to fuck her in the ears so hard

Guy 2. Dude she must be earsexual

by Earsexualhuman December 26, 2020

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