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Eagles Claw

When your doing a chick doggy style and u pop your thumb up her ass and dig at it like an eagles claw.
Yo Yo Yo i was fucking garys slut mom shirley last night and i popped in the old eagles claw, she screamed like a mother fuck. i got her greasy shit all over my thumb too. It smelt like old cabage.
by mmmicecrea July 16, 2009
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eagles mere

bro why are you so happy?
we’re in eagles mere!
by eagles mere January 2, 2020
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Eagles, The

Greatest Band of Alltime
hey, did you see The Eagles last night?

Yeah dude, im so glad i saw the greatest band of alltime, beats that DMB crap!

Eagles, The
by gilligan/shs March 1, 2006
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Eagles Fans

A Fan Base that Is Hungry For Dallas Cowboys blood. After their super bowl and overall is better than almost every team in the NFC east since 2013 They are dominant. Sure The Fans are hated because of how much they brag but, Haters just boost their confidence.
Cowboys Fans: We have more Superbowl wins than you.

Eagles Fans: At Least are SuperBowl was in the last 4 decades.
by TheTrueEaglesFan November 22, 2022
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Eagles Fan

Someone who is a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles American football team. They are usually dumber than a box of rocks, who disown any and all when ever their team looses (very often). Trashy people from either Philadelphia or the Southern region of New Jersey. They claim they are the most loyal fans in the NFL....ONLY when their team is on the brink of a (soon to be a failure) Super Bowl Run. But as soon as their team loses, they disown their team and bash them to pieces.

Eagles are the only NFC East team NOT to win a Super Bowl, They celebrate an Eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another NFC East team's jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. Dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the Eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for AARP.

“I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, Fly Eagles Fly!”
I’m an eagles fan through and through, it’s not our fault we haven’t one a super bowl! Do have time, I’ll tell you why.
by JTOSU93 February 3, 2018
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Eagles Nest

This is a combination of nesting and an upper decker. Proceed to stuff massive amount of toilet paper in the tank part of the toilet. Then defecate atop the "nest". The poor sap who uses the toilet next will be met by a volcano-like eruption of poopy water overflowing from the top of the toilet.
Dude I heard Chad had to get his floors redone and get a new toilet after we gave him that rancid Eagles Nest.
by thepooppranker December 30, 2011
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Eagles Nest

When someone falls asleep with thier mouth open, rip some pubic hair out and sprinkle it in thier mouth.
Dude got the Eagles Nest when he fell asleep on the bus.
by Rageracer282 September 25, 2018
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