EA

EA-Noun/Swear. Used to insult gamers everywhere, A corperation that has all copyrights to anything having to Hell and the devil

<EA Slave>Furhur! People are protesting our evil ways!
<Furhur>Call up Satan to smite them all!

by (>")> (^"^) <("<) March 31, 2005

EA

To promise someone a somethin of very High Quality, and then proceed to fuck them in the ass.

"Man, that girl totally EA'd me. She was promising me some of dat sweet booty all night, and then when i took her back to my place, she just pulled out a dragon dildo and fucked me.

by TotallyNotEA November 17, 2014

EA

Short for "Electronic Assholes"

EA: Makes Starwars Battlefront and rips off players

Result: Stocks drop and now the whole world hates them

EA: Shocked Pikachu Face

by TheExtremeEvoker March 8, 2019

EAS

Marine abbreviation for "End of Active Service". Out of all the innumerable acronyms and abbreviations, EAS is the one that most Marines want.

"last of all, there's just one left. it's the most imporant, it's the E-A-S. and hey yall i'm just a lance coolie, and i hate everyone in the COC. first sergeant he would never give me a chance, that's why i'm gettin out as a terminal lance. singin EAS baby, you can't stop time, uncle sam gettin his and so i'm gonna get mine. eff USMC you can suck my cock, i can't wait until i'm just another homeboy back on the block"

by xan07 February 23, 2009

EA

EA if it was a flight company priority 1: your wallet. priority 2: your safety

EA

by Neothegoat October 24, 2022

EA

One of the worst video game publishing/development companies, and oddly enough, one of the most successful.

Morons keep buying the same crap year after year in the form of EA's Madden games.

by boy_with_balls_on_chin August 10, 2005

EAS

Military term - End of Active Service

I can't wait for EAS so I can get out of this sh*t hole!

by furie February 4, 2009