Ezra is the type of guy that probably owns a super
popular tumblr account. Why, you ask? Because he lives in
New York with his cat, he listens to acoustic
music, he likes those
weird musicals, he goes to Bernie rallies, and he claims to be a writer (though he will rarely show you what he has written, so that's pretty sketchy), plus he probably drinks his tea
hot and wears glasses while he does it, even though he has perfect vision and drinking
tea doesn't typically require reading glasses. If you get the chance, you should most definitely befriend an Ezra, I guarantee it will be worth it. Ezra doesn't like cliché romance novels, though he will probably
snap at you if you say he doesn't like them, plus it's probably really hard to watch movies with him because he would point out all of the plot holes and claim that "it's just part of the whole writer thing." Lastly, the most important thing about Ezra is that he is secretly Jar Jar Binks, so you are required to call him Dragon Daddy, because he's probably super kinky about that type of thing. Plus, apparently he's a god with a huge
penis or something (not that I would actually know) (....yet)
