Epic fail kid

Kids from ages 11-13 Who think that saying "Epic", "Fail", "OMG" Or any combination of the above with any amount of Z's on the end will make them "cool"

Person 1: Lol i love Portal 2
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!

Person 1: -shoots self-

by Kaiju91 July 10, 2011

Epic Meal Time

Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.....

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by mellz0rthekilljoy May 14, 2011

Epic Beard

1. Beard of Thomas Bruso, aka Epic Beard Man. The Epic Beard isn't white because of age. It's white because it's shining from brilliance.

2. Beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair.... Growing an Epic Beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.

"Jeez, you heard about Freddie's suicide? Guy choked himself using his own beard!"- One way to use an epic beard

by umar_i February 25, 2010

epicaricacy

Joy at the pain of another, esp. a friend or loved one

When my rich, moralizing brother, who always lectures me about responsibility and family values, was caught by his wife in bed with her best friend, and she divorced him and took everything leaving him broke and despondent, the epicaricacy was almost more than I could stand.

by ekw April 21, 2007

epic boobs

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.

by A__A October 9, 2007

efics

A set of rulez fo behavior. See code of efics fo specificz.
"It's like 'ethics', but it's not" said Senior black correspondent for The Daily Show Larry Wilmore (May 4, 2007).

Rapper Cam'ron on CBS' 60 Minutes speaking about the 'Stop snitchin' campaign: "It's about bidnez, but it's also a code of efics".

by Oswald Spengler III May 24, 2007

Epic Boredom

The highest level of boredom, where you will do anything regardless of the consequences just to have something to do.

"I'm suffering from epic boredom today so I'm driving to New Jersey for no reason."

by deadlegendary February 25, 2010