Epic embed fail

When you post a gif, mainly on discord, and it fails to embed, therefore showing up only as a link.

person 1: "look at this funny gif"
*posts gif and it only shows up as a link*
person 2: Epic embed fail lmao

by ValorX April 5, 2021

epic jamer moment

The single best moment in a persons life where they have truely reached max potential, i reached my jamer momement at the first climax scene in dora the explorer(but it has to be the live action movie). Until one has reached there true max potential they can no longer create an unlimited source of Thanos power. There are several more requirements, i will list them now, 1. you must have god on speed dial, but not your pussy god, i am talking about allah our savior, 2. you must be a brownie, at least 42,069 hours of watch time, 3. you have to have gotten blown by the aflac duck or the geeco lizard, 4. you must have three dads, 5. have all knowing god tier fortnite emotes irl, 6. must have built the lego death star twice, 7. and most importantly you have to have to let shrek take your virginity. If you fit the requirements congratulations you have reached peak human evolution and can now have consensual intercourse with Shane Dawsons cat.

I met a pack of Jamers they smited me with the power of Thanos, my dogs corpse was the only thing left. That was when I reached an epic jamer moment

by Thee Epic Jamer April 26, 2019

epicality

the quality of being epic

that fire has some serious epicality

by robindaybyday October 13, 2009

Epic fail kid

Kids from ages 11-13 Who think that saying "Epic", "Fail", "OMG" Or any combination of the above with any amount of Z's on the end will make them "cool"

Person 1: Lol i love Portal 2
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!

Person 1: -shoots self-

by Kaiju91 July 10, 2011

Epic Meal Time

Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.....

and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips......epic meal time.

by mellz0rthekilljoy May 14, 2011

Epic Beard

1. Beard of Thomas Bruso, aka Epic Beard Man. The Epic Beard isn't white because of age. It's white because it's shining from brilliance.

2. Beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair.... Growing an Epic Beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.

"Jeez, you heard about Freddie's suicide? Guy choked himself using his own beard!"- One way to use an epic beard

by umar_i February 25, 2010

epicaricacy

Joy at the pain of another, esp. a friend or loved one

When my rich, moralizing brother, who always lectures me about responsibility and family values, was caught by his wife in bed with her best friend, and she divorced him and took everything leaving him broke and despondent, the epicaricacy was almost more than I could stand.

by ekw April 21, 2007