The most ghetto white school on the north side of Chicago. Agassiz is were white kids that live in Lincoln park go, and black kids that are gifted go. It is one of the worst schools in the north side of Chicago. The Principals shady and we are constantly losing teachers. Most of the white kids become ghetto and get gang affiliate. Most kids from the south side commute over an hour just for our ratchet ass school. Our staff has no diversity besides Ms. Robertson, Me. Oni, and any of our security guards. We haven't had a stable language teacher for middle school for 4 years. All of our sports teams suck ass and never win anything because our coaches are man teachers that sometimes play basketball. There's always fights, and iss is given out as if it is a hall pass. Mr. Z will forever be the best substitute. Mrs. Flanagan will forever be missed. And Ms. H will forever hunt class of 2018-2022 minds. DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE THEY WILL BE FUCKED UP.
Random kid: what elementary school did you go to.
Kid from Agassiz: Agassiz Elementary school
Random kid: that’s why you’re a thot and fucked up.
Kid from Agassiz: Agassiz Elementary school
Random kid: that’s why you’re a thot and fucked up.
by sassybasketballgirl69 October 23, 2019
Get the Agassiz Elementary schoolmug. A decent school to go to in the Coquitlam area. Big playground and field, and decent teachers. Tennis court beside the school.
Parent: So how was the first day of Kindergarten?
Child: Bramblewood Elementary School is a decent school. Decent playground. Decent grass. Decent Teachers. Decent everything.
Child: Bramblewood Elementary School is a decent school. Decent playground. Decent grass. Decent Teachers. Decent everything.
by TheJAlien November 8, 2021
Get the bramblewood elementary schoolmug. by OddFoot123 April 23, 2022
Get the Hillside Elementary Schoolmug. School of kind kids and bad grades but with ok teachers. Strict rules and is known for bad principle.
by Your kid from 2003 June 19, 2019
Get the Underwood Elementary Schoolmug. Mckevett Elementary School is the worst school to exist in all of history. They will ignore you, yell at you, and then get it your parents side. We’re not js kids. We’re humans, Mckevett.
“Where was your last teaching job?”
“ I was a teacher at Mckevett Elementary School in Santa Pau-“
“EW GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU UGLY ASS SNAKE”
“ I was a teacher at Mckevett Elementary School in Santa Pau-“
“EW GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU UGLY ASS SNAKE”
by Yalldontknowmyasslmao April 4, 2023
Get the Mckevett Elementary Schoolmug. Kinnikinnick Elementary School is a grade school in Roscoe, IL with an average student population of 400 because it only allows 4th and 5th graders. It is also the home of the Braves. The teachers are reasonably nice but some will take you to the Rockton Cemetery on your last day of school to look at old headstones. It has a great playground and only has seven buses to take children home in. The school used to be the middle school of Roscoe, but was annihilated after a Tornado hit it during the 1970's. It was rebuilt as a grade school. Kinnikinnick was a Native American Tribe and thus the name of the school. Anyone who goes here will have a good education.
"Where did you go to grade school?"
"Kinnikinnick Elementary School."
"What the hell kind of name is that?! Dude. How do you even spell that?"
"I don't know. I went to the school and I still don't know how to spell it."
"Kinnikinnick Elementary School."
"What the hell kind of name is that?! Dude. How do you even spell that?"
"I don't know. I went to the school and I still don't know how to spell it."
by Mrs. Meers September 14, 2011
Get the Kinnikinnick Elementary Schoolmug. A small kindergarten-fifth grade public school in Walnut Creek, with about 450 students. Parkmead has two parts: PALS, the part of the school for the kids with stay-at-home, overprotective, middle-class housewife mothers. The other parts is PCS, which is for students who are independent
PALS stands for Parkmead Active Learning School. Parents are required to volunteer at least 60 hours a year in the PALS program. They go on more field trips than PCS and having "learning" experiences like MAGIC, which is just parents making up an excuse to show up at school. PALS does boast the coolest teacher in the world, Mr. Moore, but that does not make up for it lameness. Many kids in PALS will struggle when they have to go to regular school and find it difficult to make new friends.
PCS stands for Parkmead Curriculum School. Students in PCS are generally wealthier than PALS students, but have two parents with full-time jobs instead of one. PCS sticks to the curriculum, but still adds fun activities for students. PCS students are smarter and have more confidence than PALS students. PCS students have been known to bully PALS students and call the babies.
PALS stands for Parkmead Active Learning School. Parents are required to volunteer at least 60 hours a year in the PALS program. They go on more field trips than PCS and having "learning" experiences like MAGIC, which is just parents making up an excuse to show up at school. PALS does boast the coolest teacher in the world, Mr. Moore, but that does not make up for it lameness. Many kids in PALS will struggle when they have to go to regular school and find it difficult to make new friends.
PCS stands for Parkmead Curriculum School. Students in PCS are generally wealthier than PALS students, but have two parents with full-time jobs instead of one. PCS sticks to the curriculum, but still adds fun activities for students. PCS students are smarter and have more confidence than PALS students. PCS students have been known to bully PALS students and call the babies.
"I went to Parkmead Elementary School!"-person #1
"So did I! I was in PCS!"-person #2
"Ya! I learned and now I'm a plastic surgeon with a six-figure salary!"-person #2
*meanwhile, PALS graduate is crying in the corner.
"So did I! I was in PCS!"-person #2
"Ya! I learned and now I'm a plastic surgeon with a six-figure salary!"-person #2
*meanwhile, PALS graduate is crying in the corner.
by evacuatethedancefloor January 1, 2012
Get the Parkmead Elementary Schoolmug.